Come out, come out, wherever you are

Actually, little dude, I know where you are. You're still in your mum's belly. You were due to come out on Friday, and it's now Monday. We'd love to meet you. And we'd love to introduce you to Autumn. I think you'll like her, she's gonna be a great Big Sister.

So, quick muckin' about and get out. Okay.

Dad.