"There is only one outstanding Elephant, over."

Some elephants escaped from the circus on the east end of Toronto. This is the 911 call.

Caller: "We, um, found an elephant."
911 dispatcher: "Sorry"
later:
911 dispatcher: "How big are we talkin' here?"

This is the link for the police and the dispatcher talking about the escaped elephants. The best line, "We have only one outstanding elephant."

Hilarious.