I'm in the luggage check of the Minnesota airport, and I kid you not, but there's a cop walking around with a semi-automatic rifle. Like an uzi. Last time I saw an uzi was in Istanbul, Turkey.
An Uzi. In the airport. Oh, and the loud speaker dude let us know the terror threat level (it's orange). I honestly didn't know they were still offering threat levels.
We're not home anymore.